Blunt & Unbalanced

Anxiety, Animals, and the Mess That Is Me

Rules for this Shitshow

No judgement here. Unless you’re judging my snack choices – in which case, fuckin’ don’t. You are, of course, always welcome to offer additional suggestions.

Swearing is not just allowed – it’s the house language.

Respect the pets. They run the house; I just pay for them to have the lifestyles that they demand.

As the saying goes, opinions are like assholes. If you cannot be a damn adult about that shit, then just shut the fuck up altogether.

WELCOME!

When youโ€™re in your mid-forties and you feel lonely, sad, anxious, fatโ€ฆ You may feel like you have nobody. Like there is no one for you to talk to. My goal here is to help you realize that you are not alone and maybe help you laugh in the process.

If youโ€™ve ever cursed at your reflection, cried in the bathroom, or stress-ate half a pizza while your dog judged you from the couch โ€“ CONGRATULATIONS! Because youโ€™re my people. 

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